Eldest Child "Those do not look like proper pumpkin pies."
Eldest Child "They look all yellow or something."
Me "I know, I know, the pictures didn't turn out very well."
Eldest Child- panicked look "Oh is that your website"
Eldest Child "Oh gosh I'm sorry...i didn't know...it's just that they looked like......" Eldest Child-quickly evacuates the room.
Me " I know, I know...they look all yellow or something...thanks a lot."